February 2013
2 posts
October 2012
18 posts
baconlyfe:
so done with life
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY...
Douche: hey
Nice girl:
Douche: HEY
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
September 2012
5 posts
paulyoptosaurus:
when you bite ice cream and your teeth feel like death
June 2012
12 posts
May 2012
164 posts
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
catspijamas:
Them:
You:
Why did you buy something you can’t understand?
Meanwhile, in the library...
someone’s been hittin the skrillex a little hard