baconlyfe: so done with life
SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY...
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
paulyoptosaurus: when you bite ice cream and your teeth feel like death
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
catspijamas: Them: You: Why did you buy something you can’t understand?
Meanwhile, in the library...
someone’s been hittin the skrillex a little hard